Peace in the Valley
Mornin’ folks, Matt here. As you all may have noticed, Steve finally blogged on the site, and congrats to him. I’m sure it’s hard to type one’s thoughts out, especially when you’re trying to fit it in between furious, consecutive masturbating sessions. And for some reason, he chose to pick on me for his maiden voyage, and that’s fine. Harsh, but fine. But I just want to clarify that I am not bitter, nor am I seeking any form of vengeance. He and I are best friends and we love each other. In a totally hetero way. And I won’t succumb to his shallow efforts at humor, formulated at another’s expense. I am above such asinine antics.
On a totally unrelated note, scroll down to check out this awesome Photoshop work I did of Steve!
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I actually set up a new E-Harmony account for him with this as his profile picture. I bet he gets a lot of messages. I also forwarded this lovely photo to Steve’s mom, who e-mailed me back with the following reply: “Matt - No surprise there - Mrs. M”
Love ya, buddy!
-Matt
3 years ago