SteveAndMattAreRealPeople.com
As my therapist always says, when you feel comfortable with someone, open up. Granted, she retracted this advice when I took the concept too literally and pulled a PeeWee Herman at a daycare center. I think it wasn’t as bad as she made it out to be. I mean, what’s wrong with treating a water fountain as a bide? The kids laughed anyway. After I told them to.
Anywho, some people may say that Steve and I are merely portraying “personas” on this site. I will neither prove nor disprove such notions, but just to show we are actual, flawed human beings, we’ve decided to unveil our personal blogs to the world. Plus, you can get to know us better on individual levels, and I’m sure it’s way easier to ask me out on a date through my blog than to foolishly comment here and, god help you, accidentally incite Steve. Do NOT give that guy an inch, because he will take a mile of sexual deviance that I cannot even begin to describe. Well, sure I can describe it, but for now I think one phrase will suffice: “the angry dragon.” Go urban-dictionary that shit up and you’ll know just what kind of individual Steve is. If individual is a valid term in his case.
Steve’s blog has already been well established, while mine is just a mere zygote. So feast your eyes on Steve here and, more importantly, me, Matt, here.
And remember, our psyches are fragile, so be gentle.
And no cupping. Unless I ask first.
-Matt
3 years ago