Mea culpa, bitches.
Yes. I know. I know. We totally fucked you for the month of August, and your asses are bleeding from it. We’ve been on hiatus for legitimate reasons (hey, did someone just cough the word bullshit? I will punch you so hard it’ll give you cancer. Fist cancer.) But we know you’re malnourished from lack of Steve and Matt and Jerkiness. But we have a lot of great videos to fill your S&MAJ-less void (see — I didn’t even make a joke about you having a void and how it clearly sets up another anal joke…hehe…void. DAMMIT). And a new video is going to be up imminently. Very, very imminently. Like so imminently, it’ll make your eyes bleed.
Seems you’re bleeding from the ass and the eyes. You should get that checked out.
3 years ago